'Music Journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk in order to provide articles for people who don't read'

Welcome to this online repository for the ramblings of professional chancer and well-known leisure pirate Russell Porter. A notorious loud mouth, Russell is also the feckless presenter of The Porter Report, an ongoing series of programmes from the front line of popular culture- every episode of which can be found in the Shows section

To reprimand Russell, correct him on poor punctuation or merely register your disinterest, please feel free to get in touch